Super Heroes, Schmuper Schmeroes. Embrace your bad side with Marvel Comics Villains. Love to create chaos? Get Marvel Comics’ Loki Mischief Makers. Talk to yourself in the mirror? Snatch Marvel Comics’ Green Goblin Gobbles. Get stuck in traffic and snap your fingers, hoping half of the cars disintegrate? Put on Marvel Comics’ Thanos Snap Survivor Shades. They won’t slip or bounce while you do your evil laugh. WA HA HA HA!!!
GREEN GOBLIN GOGGLES
WARNING: Wearing Marvel Comics’ Green Goblin Goggles might cause the following side effects:
maniacal cackling
urges to talk to yourself in the mirror
unchecked power fantasies
intelligence enhanced to genius levels at the cost of your sanity
hatred of teenage science nerds that dress up like spiders.
